Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
i have a gay cousin but i am also the gay cousin i think my family have caught the gay disease
What snake species is this?? I really need to know! Maybe a rhino ratsnake? I could be totally wrong.
-Credited and given permission by Danny Mendez
Yes, Rhino Rat Snake - Rhynchophis boulengeri
The babies hatch grey!
Handful of squiggles
Oh my gosh.
Never not gonna reblog
I actually said this out loud the other day and I probably alienated 10% of my friends
life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
@ShaunKing exposes Ferguson PD lie about distance from SUV
Huffington Post contrasts how the media treats white suspects and killers better than black victims.
110 more days until Grand Jury deadline.
Please never stop updating please
Dean meme: favorite quotes about dean [1/3]"You’re not a grunt, Dean, you’re a genius."
nb characters: MY STARS. THE OBJECT OF MY WORSHIP.
male characters: my son?? or husband?? trash baby sonband? nerdlord. gay egg. fuc k
Day 77, no one suspects a thing.
I was so focused on the one dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn’t even realize